I was emailed these the other day...

Someone sent me these in an email and I laughed so hard I nearly cried! I am SOOO gonna have to use someone these on my P4T auto-responder ;)

Out of office responses ;)

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have receivedanything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deletedin the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first 10 words and £1.99 for each additional word in yourmessage.

6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Yourmessage has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive areply in approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait byyour PC for my response.

9. I've run away to join a different circus.

10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Steph' instead of'Andy'.